23, stoner, poker player, anarchist, warrior of the agnostic front.

Metal and hip hop.

Pretty girls and animals.

I find beauty in things done well.

History, poker, gambling, women, vidja games (Dota 2), good friends, good beer, good weed, good vibes.


I miss you and I wanna play with your butt. :[


black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

went to bed in a good mood and woke up wishing I was dead.

her: come over

me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap

her: my parents aren't home

me: he is ASLEEP

I haven’t been this happy in a long time, holy fuck.